Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Chuck Norris aint got nothing on Jack Bauer


"If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow."

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