YMCA Dance

I'll be practicing those moves for weeks.

Bro-Rape

The new American epidemic.

Ricky Talks About God

And god, I love this guy.

Dog vs. Twilight Princes' Wolf-Link

Some Great Quotes

""""
25. If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.

-- Lyndon Baines Johnson (1908-1973)

(I have seen this attributed to Truman, as well)

24. It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.

-- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

23. Music is the pleasure that the human soul encoutners from counting without knowing that it is counting.

-- Leibniz

22. To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer.

-- Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

21. When I get a little money, I buy books; and if any is left, I buy food and clothes.

-- Desiderius Erasmus (1465-1536)

20. It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.

-- Epictetus (c.55-c.135)

19.

He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice.

-- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

18. As I would not be a slave, so I will not be a master.

Abraham Lincoln

17.

No man is an Island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the Continent, a part of the main; if a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friends or of thine own were; any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankind; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.

-- John Donne (1572-1631), Meditation XVII

16. If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all.

-- Noam Chomsky (b. 1928)

15. My Country, right or wrong" is a thing no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober

-- Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936)

14. This above all, to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not be false to any man.

Shakespeare.

13.

The gods are amused when the busy river condemns the idle clouds

Rabindranath Tagore

12. Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.

-- Niels Bohr (1885-1962)

11.

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.

-- William Pitt (1759-1806)

10. Pain shared is lessened, joy shared, increased

Spider Robinson

9.

The good old days. I was there. Where was they?

Moms Mabley 1894-1975

8. All models are wrong but some are useful.

-- George Box (1869-1933)

7.

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" but "That's funny..."

-- Isaac Asimov (1920-1992)

6. That which is hateful to you, do not do to your fellow. That is the whole Torah; the rest is the explanation; go and learn.

Hillel (link in 5)

5. If I am not for myself, who is for me?

If I am for myself alone, what am I?
If not now, when?
Hillel

4. Those who would give up a little freedom to get a little security shall soon have neither

Benjamin Franklin

3. If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let each man march to his own rhythm, however measured, or far away

H. D. Thoreau

2.

There is nothing so horrible in nature as to see a beautiful theory murdered by an ugly gang of facts

Benjamin Franklin

1.

Most men worry about their own bellies, and other people's souls, when we all ought to be worried abut our own souls, and other people's bellies

Rabbi Israel Salanter 1810-1883
""""


originally at http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/12/24/73147/897

Clothing Company in France

Fun at the DMV

Brilliant

"Plane 1, Reporter 0"

AHAHAHAHAHAH!

Zero Gravity Maneuver with a Dog

I myself have performed this maneuver a couple times, it's as fun as it looks.

Object Orange

Good idea.

Nick Walters Mone Lisa Stencil

Yes!

Vivek the Bum

Don't give him too much

Glass Door Prank

I was looking for this video for a while now. Here it is!

Children Are The Future

Americuhhh!

This Will Give You Nightmares Till 2008

Yes, they are clones.

I Always Woundered

...what it was like to crack an LCD

The Church of Fudge

Click the damn link, QUICK!

Freudian Slip

this one is actually funny

No Officer, I'm Not Wasted

Charlie Brown Halloween Special

The brilliant Dolomite edit, NIGGA

One Picture Every Day Parody

To fight back the growing epidemic

Another Great Balls of Steel Video

from the other side of the Earth

Pee-Wee Hockey Fight

Against his own team-mates! Americuuuh, Fuck yeah!

This is Why Jerry Springer is Satan

Who would air this shit?

How NOT to Rob a Convenience Store

So funny I'm skeptical its real!

Laptop Battery Explosion

Slo-mo Water Balloon Bursting

I've seen some pretty intersting stuff in fast framerate videos, but this one is one of the coolest!

Piano Drums Stop Motion Song

I really like these, dont you?

Jesuis Kraaaissss

Pluto the Police Dog

What an idiot

Every Death out of Every Friday the 13th

and I wasted all that time with all the bullshit story!

Son of a bub.. e.. be...

The True Goal of Every Golfer

Only but a few can achieve this.

I Hope You Like Pain

I Hope You Like Pain - video powered by Metacafe

The video from which that famous backflip clip was extracted.

10,000 Coins Tople

wow

Sepultura - Reruse Resist

Check out the Pikachoo shirt

Judith Supine

=D

Nintendo's Hidden Song

How do you figure this out?

Beat-box Man

boom pshhh

Daisuke Yamamoto's Amazing Paintings

"Puzzle"


"One Week of Art"


I just feel the urge of sending him lots and lots of money.

Halo: How Not To Be Seen

that was completely different

Best of Trigger Happy

One of my most favourists shows ever on the planet earth in the universe in the united states of america, maybe.

Two Cops Get Pushed Into River

I kinda feel bad for the cops, but I guess it comes with the job...

Mixture of Water and Cornstarch

it lives!

Cock and Ball Torture - Aphrodisianys

"Little Super Star"

Darararara!

What Happens When Corporations Steal Your Art?

...you make a website and try to get noticed!





fakin eh!

Hillarious 911 Call

This guy is my new hero.

Best of Rodney Mullen

Gotto love the soundtrack

Can your Kevin Spacey do this?

Great impressions.

A Small Reminder

That there are still some talented people out there:



oh and by the way:



wheee!

Bush Bash

=D

Nanotech Assembler

"The future may be coming sooner then you think". Ooo... kay..?



Cool concept.

Worst Price is Right Player

Or is she?


Wow! Bob looks genuinely pissed!

W.O.W. Flash

Click to Play!

Funny recording of a raid leader.

Another Pegadinha

In this one, the man pretends to be electrecuted. Fun!

Bush vs. Bush Debate

wheee.

The Citizen's Guide to Surviving Police Encounters

Valuable information.

Amazing Photographic Memory

Goes to show how powerfull our brains are.

Firemen In Drier

Nothing specially funny about this video, except for the fact that it's being investigated.

Geeser Finger Stand

Fake? You decide.

Man Gets Hit by a Tire

Caught by a gas station security camera, this poor fellow gets hit by a loose tire.

Smartass Vader

Zippit!

A Look into the TENTH DIMENSION.

"This site goes from the 0 dimension, a point, all the way to the tenth dimension, a point containing all possible time lines for all possible universes."

Very easy to understand when they put it that way...

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Big Ad for Carlton Draught

Ve-ry big ad!

8 Treadmills Video

Excellent video, "Ok Go - Here It Goes Again"

Loudest Funniest Male Orgasm

Check out the lady's face..


Don't ask me how I ran into this...

Jay's Goodbye Horses Dance

For those of you who missed Clerks 2!

How to Play the Drums

"We have high hats when it is closed and when it is open!"

Angry German Kid Translated

Finally!

How to beat Crane games

Easy as one, two, three...



four.

Back to the Future Split Screen

Pretty cool experiment

Dicks Out Tuxedo

Genius!

Mormon Theology

So thats where black people come from...

Dick Fiction

Hillarious Pulp Fiction parody.

"The Spanish duo of Eltono and Nuria, true pioneers in the street art scene, have begun posting short videos of their work to Youtube.com. Three of them have been put up so far."

Politonos:

Amazing how their art attracts not only kids, but people of all ages! You see retirees and Businessmen stunned with curiosity, truly amazing stuff... ama-za-zing.

Light Projected Graffitis:

Very creative.

Sound graffitis:

Excellent public reactions!

The world needs more peole like these guys...

Clever Friend

He Just Can't Resist Her Breasts - video powered by Metacafe

Like they say, if you dont ask, the answer is no.

The Big Lebowski Fucking Short Version

fucking

Monty Python's Holy Grail meets Star Trek

"Someone with too much time on their hands, the Holy Grail soundtrack, and obviously the entire Star Trek original series on DVD/tape. Amazing job, works perfectly!"

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Car Wash Prank

Hillarious, too short though!

Yeah Right's Invisible Boards

most creative skating video I've seen. Props!

Dark Side of the Rainbow

Saddly enough, its not in its entirety...

Pantyhose As A Fashion Statement

brilliant!

Training video on how to poop!

Made in Japan, obviously.

This isnt a horse, it's a butterfly...

...It may in fact be a moth. Gawsh, Idiot!

Weird Al Interviews Eminem

Brilliant!

For all of you bottled water freaks

Enjoy your water!

Walt Disney's Hitlers Children

this banned cartoon is propaganda at its best, straight from WWII era!

South Park's Tribute to Monty Python

I know a dead friend when I see one.

Ali-G Interviewing Posh Spice and David Beckham

Boyakasha!

Myspace on the Daily Show

oh and by the way, add me...






not.

Nice Acoustic Composition

Pretty unique stuff.

Mark Jenkins' "Embed

Mark Jenkins, know for his tape sculptures has a new hillarious Project called embed.

Here are some examples of his earlier works (some of which were featured here before),












...and here are some images of Embed in which he clothes these tape scupltures to look like actual people





Here is the video of some of the reactions =D.

Coal Black & De Sebben Dwarfs

from 1943

hmmmmm... ouch..

Tales of a Dead Man

Recent live comic project that I'm involved in, site is up, and comics are comming out soon.

Dr. Tran

Hot Dickings, yay.

The Double Slap Dance

He's got moves!

Blah Blah Blah... Penis

gotto love them kids

Insane Tony Hawk Underground 2 Combo

..and I thought I was good..

Gorgeous George

fat

Waking People Up is GRRRRREAT!

wohoo!

Mother's Day Special

xD!

Purty Cool Soccer Moments/Tricks

These were done in real games too!

The Greatest Magician

How to make an Aibus A380 in 7 minutes

Amazing time lapse video of the making of an A380.

The Skeletor Show - Episode 1

Hey Skeletor, guess what?

Star Wars Double Parody

Darth Vader Calls the Emperor


hurray for Robot Chicken


Hardware Wars


"Ham Salad" giggles

Interview Gone Wild

I'm in love.

Browser Battle

Wheeee!

The Darkest Sketch in Television History

Nadvil

You only have three seconds!

New Spore Footage

yay!

"Pegadinha"

Pegadinha means hidden camera skit in portuguese. This is one of the best ones I saw as a child in Brasil.



Never saw a bum run so fast.

Teacher Gets Punched in the Face by an Angry Mother

pwnt!

Insane Driver

... what can I say...

Chinese Idol

oh god!

Message from Batman

He does it for the kids.

Tagging Force One

Video of how Marc Ecko tagged Mr. Bush's plane. Purty neat, visit their site at Still Free

Ninjas Fucking Rule

wheee!

Jesus Christler

praise the lord

Introducing Invisible Engine

The definition of brilliant...





“While Invisible Engine was originally formed to produce The Prototype, a full-length feature film (finished and on its way to festivals), we now choose to bide our time by making offensive short films with the expensive movie equipment left over from production.”

Snake Regurgitating an Entire Hippo!

Crazy Shit! They are speaking portuguese by the way...

Darth Vader vs Japanese Police

Ooh-Daa-Taa!

Crazy Machines

This guy has A LOT of time in his hands... whatta hobbie!

Hillarious Japanese Childrens Show

Watch it till the very end, the last second made me cry.

Catholic School Grils in Trouble

lol internet

Hillarious "Truth" Parody

I hate those damn commercials...

Invasion of the Bee Girls

"""""

Following in the tradition of the great "mad scientist messes with sex" movies, here is Invasion of the Bee Girls, written by Nicholas Meyer, who would later go on to write and direct the best Star Trek movie ever.

When the men in town begin turning up dead by "sexual overexertion," the trail leads to a mad scientist transforming women into vicious "Bee Girls" who kill men by screwing them to death. Rather than go into the plot any further, I'm going to just quote a bit from this review:

The film's finest moment, which hits a perfect note of apotheosis in exploitation movie poetry, is a scene where the bee women coat a topless women in honey and place her in a radiation machine, where she is entirely covered in bees to then emerge with dark eyes, whereupon all the women start caressing their breasts to the accompaniment of classical music.

Watch for porn star Sharon Kelly's cameo as "Nude bee girl on motorcycle," in the trailer.

"""""

bzzzzzzzz

60 Minutes as a Landing Gear

Purty cool video, not just because I'm into aviation..

The Art of Motion

Badass stop motion. By Russell Wyner.

Korean Clock Shop Prank Call

Hillarious, click here to hear it.

Kimbo's Fights

Fight #1 (some dude, in a backyard)



Fight #2 (some dude, in a parking-lot)



Fight #3 (Sean Gannon "The Cannon") surprise ending on this one ahaha!



This guy is truly scary!

Logan Hicks' Taipai Alley Stencil

Great Videos showing step by step, how the artist made the piece above! by Wooster Collective.

Slightly Derranged is Finally Up!

Add yourself to the message boards, submit content, and tell your friends!

Glasses for a Housefly

""""
March 28, 2006—Pampering pets with designer goods isn't so unusual—and now even your houseflies can get outfitted in style.

An entry in a German science-photo competition, this image shows a fly sporting a set of "designer" lenses crafted and set in place with a cutting-edge laser technique. The glasses fit snuggly on the fly's 0.08-inch-wide (2-millimeter-wide) head.

Manufacturing firm Micreon GmbH submitted the insect's picture for the Bilder der Forschung (Photos of Science) 2005 competition. Selected images were on display last week in a Munich shopping center.

Micreon, based in Hannover, Germany (see map), created the fly's eyewear using ultrafast laser micro-machining. The firm notes on its Web site that the process can create objects with high precision at scales of less than a thousandth of a millimeter.

—Victoria Gilman
""""

Story from National Geographic

Nintendo 64

"Nintendo Sixty Foooooooooo(SATAN!)oooooooooooour!!"

Huge Lego Arena

Cool stuff from Fun Mansion. More pics there.

Funny Christian Documentary on Homosexuality

""""
This is Non-Copyright livingwaters.com bryanturner.org Evangelist Ray Comfort Kirk Cameron posted by Evangelist Bryan Turner
Evangelism101

20. How to Witness to Someone Who is Gay
Kirk and Ray go to San Francisco and West Hollywood to witness to homosexuals, showing how to share the way of salvation without causing undue offense.
Co-Host: Ray Comfort
Co-Host: Kirk Cameron
serving to post the host: Bryan Turner

"""""

enjoy kids

911 Documentary

"""""
"This is the best damn 9-11 documentary out there." -Dave vonKleist, Producer of "911:In Plane Site" Loose Change is an extremely hard hitting, heavily referenced documentary. It has the best footage that I have seen to date, of all the bombs and explosions going off at the World Trade Center. He covers each individual aspect of 9/11 in keen detail, and after watching 'Loose Change' it is almost impossible to walk away and not believe that 9/11 was engineered, not by Osama, but by our own Government.


Heres a quote from Tom Flocco regarding Dylan Avery's brand new 911 documentary;

"...The best packaged DVD footage for sharing actual TV coverage & interviews shown only once during WTC / Pentagon attacks--evidence strangely removed from repeat broadcasts ...striking visual and narrative analysis--shown frame by frame--pointing to government-linked mass murder and a new Pearl Harbor ...every school class should see !

"Loose Change 2nd Edition" is the follow-up to the most provocative 9-11 documentary on the market today.

This film shows direct connection between the attacks of September 11, 2001 and the United States government.

Evidence is derived from news footage, scientific fact, and most important, Americans who suffered through that tragic day.

IT IS THE DUTY OF EVERY AMERICAN TO VIEW THIS FILM!
Director: Dylan Avery

"""""

Pretty interesting shhhtuff, I recommed watching it in its entirety (yes, 1:20, after the first 10 minutes you'll be hooked). The footage is insanely believable, feels like V for Vendetta in real life.

http://www.loosechange911.com/

1997 Half Life Trailer

"Trailer for Half-Life 1. Video appeared in 1997, primarily on demo CD's shipped with pc gaming magazines. Majority of the footage in the video never made it's way into the game. The content that did was changed drastically (observe the size of the bullsquid)."

What are using your Dell for?

"alright, Porno!"

Zelda Quantium

eh...

Wax Taylor Hypnosis video

crazy cool stuff

MetaBiOtics

Awesome photography/graffity art by Alexandre Orion (brazillian pride, yay-ya!). Check out his site.

Real Life Simpsons Intro

Who ever made this deserves money.

Amazing Game

This is how games are going to be... in the fuuuutuuure!


this game is called Spore and this is narrated by Will Wright.

How to Make Wine

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The Re-designed Outlet

Finally! Took us a while to come up with something this clever...

Amazing Flash Design

Every now and then we all run into websites that just makes our jaw drop. Well this is one of them. Basically all built with flash, it's the personal site of the dead polish artist Zdzislaw Beksinski.



His stuff is great, check it out

Longest Loading Time

I am not into the sony PSP, or into wrestling games, but this is just a must see!



by the way the game is "Smackdown vs. Raw 2006"

Photoshop CS2 Download+Crack/Keygen

"ISO image and/or setup files ready for download. Will NOT expire. Keygen/Crack is also up for download, your decision." Badass! Get it while it lasts.

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Chuck Norris aint got nothing on Jack Bauer

"If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow."

more here

Meet Tripod

Watch Tripod perform the song "Make You Happy Tonight"

Men In Coats

Hardi-Har

Their site

Star Wars Kid 9.0

I can't stop crying.

Diego's Fun Ride

Diego, one my fellow classmates, was a victim of this accident. The flight instructor overshot the runway, the nose-wheel sunk in the mud, and Diego and him ate shit. Totally not Diego's fault.


(Click the picture for a clip from the TV story.)

The Instructor resigned from the school, and Diego is still in school.


What a badass.

The Infamous Kick in the Face Video

That infamous video of Jay from Killik accidentially kicking some kid in the face in while showing his moves.

Elite Game Masters

thanks Mike Montes, for this nugget of gold

LED Throwies

Badass little sticky LED's. Lern how to make them on that site


Click here to learn how to make them.

Bing Bong Bros

VAGINA!

Lemmings in DHTML

DUUDE LEMMINGS!

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Voice Covers of Songs

The Trooper (Iron Maiden); 3.3 MB
Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana); 4.4 MB
Angel of Death (Slayer); 4.5 MB
NES cover,Megaman 2,the theme of snakeman stage; 2.0 MB
NES cover,Contra,the theme of i dont know,lol; 2.6 MB
Creeping Death (Metallica); 6.2 MB
Eagle Fly Free (Helloween); 4.5 MB
...and more!

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The IT Crowd Episode 1

so funnah! more episodes on video.google.com

Introducing the Loftcube!

The loftcube is a little cube shapped house that is designed to go on top of existing buildings. They fly all the parts by hellicopter. Check out the interior desing, the ideas for conserving space are really original.




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Leo and Kate had the Ultimate Gaming Machine in 1998

Leo and Kate overview the Ultimate Gaming Machine back in 1998. This was unreasonable in 1998 with 128 of SD RAM!

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8-minute Buddy Rich Drum Solo

Watch the greatest set drummer that ever lived play an amazing eight-minute drum solo without breaking a sweat... at the age of 61. This guy is da Ma-an

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Hilarious Apple Support Calls

Some of these are unbelievable. I truly love people.

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The truth about SuprNova.org shutdown.

"Today, on the exact day, when SuprNova.org went offline, I decided that it is time for everybody to know the truth and that it is time for me to stop pretending like nothing ever happened."

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The Google-Earth Flying Car Mistery

Just click the damn link.

Picture Hoaxes

100 years before Photoshop, they managed to falsify pictures, with some brilliant concepts.

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A cool "vandalizing" experiment - You Are Beautiful

"One early Sunday morning, we arrived at our predesignated fence. With a box of cups, and a thermos full of coffee, we set to work."

These guys place a message on the fence using cups, I found it interesting how the original message "You Are Beautiful" changed over time.

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Clever photographer

This photographer knew that there was a pothole in the ground, so instead of warning people, he stood around wating for them to fall and take pictures, my hero.

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Amazing Photo Rebuilding - Photoshop Move Over?

Great software. Best of all, its free.

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VIDEO of the Multi-Touch Interaction Research

Video of people using the muiti-touch thingamabob, really cool. Looks like they're running OSX.

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Funniest joke band in a long time, Croctch Duster! (clickty-clickty-click!)

I suggest you to listen to Mammal Sauce (from the site), and try to get the album. Funny shit.

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MeterPOPS!

Mark Jenkins' creative little fuck you to the world =P

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Flickr users, add yourself to the Flickr Map!

group in frappr for flickr users

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Wooden X-Box 360

From the creator of the wooden iPod, and computer. This is a link to his Flickr set.

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